A packet of crisps, a bookmark and a shit lighter

The dollar is weak. The debt-ceiling ain't moving up (yet) and all this ex-pat wants to do is eat some comfort food.

But where is it?

Being an ex-pat in the UK is tough on the tastebuds. There's no PBR, Skippy, cumin, Dunkin Donuts, sourdough pretzels, Gatorade and cheap mexican food.

What's that? You can buy it? FOR HOW MUCH?!

But I could just buy this instead with my increasingly meaningless currency..